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How to make better apps (parody)
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30th Aug

Need to join RI and feeling overwhelmed by the application? No problem, don't join! (was I not supposed to say that)

Anyway take this 100% kinda legit step by step guide on how to make the best applications ever known.

STEP 1
Don't make an intro, you show how immature you are by listening to random people on the internet, making an intro will ruin you.

STEP 2
Answer some questions like so

Part I - About Yourself

What is your Stick Empires Username and Code?
IsuperdaddyrankingfarmerboosterI 510
What is your Classic rating?
(Don't mes up here, put the highest rating you've ever had, not your current rating, nobody cares about that)
What Empire do you main (use the most)?
Chaos free trails
How long have you been playing Stick Empires?
Since I came back from retirement
Is English your First Language?
nupe
What is Your Timezone?
American
Part II - In-Game Knowledge (which also happens to be step 3)

Provide an explanation of what each Terminology is:
Kiting: Attacking while moving back, well forward to the other person, I mean back, idk the g sound is just really satisfying

G-Kiting: Pressing g to kite and raging when your archer looks back and doesn't shoot

Micro: not macro

Macro: not micro

Massing: how to get mana?

Rushing: alternetmark

Turtling: alternetmark

Pressuring: alternetmark when he is done turtling

Stalling: the first 3 minutes of alternetmark

Name the following maps (Large, Medium, Short):

Grass Hills: Some say it never ends.
Desert: As long as ice, wait isn't it smaller? But the menu says wait, wait why is it still in beta?
Swamp Lands: COME TO SHREKLAND
Halloween: idc its banned in tourneys
Forest: Just long enough to get your archers bombed right before you garrison
Castle: Chaos players worst nightmare
Gates: M
Ice World: M

You are playing a ranked game and half way throughout the game you see that you opponent is spear massing. What measures do you take to prevent your doom?
This was one of the questions I edited when I had leader rank ;-;
You are matched with a player on castle. What start would you use and why?
3 minute giant
Part III - Your Past

How did you find Raging Infernos? I heard it died lots of times from lots of people who probably died too

Have you ever been in a existing clan (if the answer is yes, why did you leave)?
I was in TZ then got kicked then I went to ET then left then went to one of Aseplayer's clans that died then went to another that died then I went to DK and left so now I'm here
Have you ever been accused of hacking or exploiting to win a game?
Everyone boosts
Part IV - Your Personality

If you are being Harassed at any point in the game, would to you do?
GET HIS IP AND STAB HIS GIZZZARD
Please describe yourself in a few sentences.
Sexy, hawt, naughty read my intro

STEP 2- make your own questions to show dominion.

Have you read the Rules? (We can tell if you didn't)!
Why is this application still going?

A link to your introduction: https://www.youtube.com/w ... atch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Please do note that your application may be pending for a while. Be sure to stay active on the forums and Discord. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to ask a member of our clan, they will be happy to help. 

Wait was I supposed to copy that?

(lol post your own application parodies below )


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