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Some Jokes
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11th Jul

I was browsing the forum section this morning and I just noticed this. Couldn’t leave it untouched, so…I have a few jokes I made a few months back; decided to share them here for fun.

Q. What do you call a muscular Poseidon?
A. The king of the “SEA these biceps”.

Q. What’s an anagram for Caps Lock?
A. C*ckslap.

Q. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowball?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why did the rocket lose its job?
A. It was fired.

Q. Have you ever tried eating a clock?
A. It’s very time-consuming.

I’m willing to bet someone’s come up with these before and I didn’t know…ah, well. I tried.


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Last Edit: 11th Jul by Aeroface
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11th Jul

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense

Why did the banker lose his job? Cause he lost interest

What do you call corn on a taxi? Corn on the cab
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11th Jul

Those should be in shitposts, those are the worst jokes ever...

Last Edit: 11th Jul by Haxor
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