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The Tale of Kaitaro and sirEthan
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24th Aug

After some random thoughts and a few jokes, I ended up creating a parody of Tolkien's Tale of Beren and Lúthien, but with Kaitaro and sirEthan instead, occurring within the world of Orderama, which can actually be considered to fit within the canon. Here is the synopsis of the Tale so far:

NOTE: This IS satire - if you find it offensive, just don't read it. For my own sake however, Empiresma sterilised the world of Orderama with a great fire, which means that no NSFW activities can occur (unless someone reverses it), and all children are made from clay or something. I also didn't keep completely with Tolkien's story, so there are a few variations.

Synopsis

Episode 1:

Empires Throne has barely survived the onslaught of several of Empiresma’s great fires and have been reduced to a core of 13 members, hiding in the forests and resisting Empiresma and DK, while others have scattered. However, one day, AsePlayer is captured by DK who use orange trees and an illusion of Darquess to capture him, with the promise of meeting her again if he reveals the location of the ET Survivor base. He does so, but is then betrayed and killed. The rest of ET is also captured and executed. The only survivor is Kaitaro, who was scouting for them, while also needing to be alone for a bit. Kaitaro returns to find all of ET dead, and heads south to try and save himself, while swearing revenge.

While wandering south near the Raging Infernos forest, he hears the beautiful singing/mic-chewing of sirEthan, and is immediately enchanted. The pair fall in love and Kaitaro enters the territory of RI, where he meets sirEthan’s father Destroyer. Destroyer tasks Kaitaro with finding Ruby’s Missing Pelvis, part of the holy trinity, an impossible task, for sirEthan’s hand in marriage.

Episode 2:

Beginning his quest, Kaitaro heads west, and is followed by sirEthan, despite Destroyer’s warnings. He arrives at TZ and is joined by Pax, an Emporal and member of RI, who agrees to help them on their quest, as well as the Quod of Cunts (LiMiT, Lazar, Chaos and EvilSkull), Franklin and other Emporals, namely Osmond, a revived Ase, Charrog and the actual Darquess. However, Kaitaro is also warned not to do so by Rain and Gale, and the rest of TZ, who try to stop them from partaking in such a quest, claiming that Ruby's Missing Pelvis is theirs, or rather, they don't want any more g@y kaka being written. Regardless, the company ignores them and carries on. They begin marching to attack DK and begin by trashing their Discord fortress.

Episode 3:

SirEthan, while following Kaitaro, is captured by TZ. However, he is able to escape with the help of LVL 9001, who has finally decided to return and join the Dark Plague, although he takes a disliking to sirEthan. They arrive to attack DK and destroy their Enjin fortress alongside the rest of the Dark Plague. However, sirEthan is knocked somehow, distracting Kaitaro, and the entire operation begins collapsing. In the end, Charrog, Ase, Franklin, the QoC, Osmond, Pax and Kaitaro are all captured by DK, and one by one are executed by Bardon. However, just as Kaitaro is about to be executed, Pax conveniently manages to break free and fights Bardon, resulting in both of them dying. However, Darquess regroups with LVL and sirEthan, and the 3 of them break back into the Enjin fortress, killing many DK troops and taking out ARVILIAR, forcing him to hand over the fortress, before he tries to betray them and is killed by LVL. Kaitaro, now freed, tries to continue his task alone, but eventually sirEthan convinces him to go together.

Episode 4:

While travelling, the group are attacked by Gale, Rain and the rest of TZ, who severely wound Kaitaro, but the sirEthan is able to heal him. They are able to disguise themselves as Bardon and ARVILIAR and eventually arrive at the court of Empiresma. SirEthan’s beautiful singing causes all of them to sleep, allowing Kaitaro to retrieve Ruby's Missing Pelvis. However, while retrieving it, Kaitaro drops a shard of metal on Empiresma, awakening his holiness. They attempt to flee, but are blocked by Haxor, made to be an opponent to LVL. Haxor eats Ruby's Missing Pelvis and tears off Kaitaro’s hand, but then goes insane from its holiness. Kaitaro, sirEthan and LVL are rescued by RI Albowtrosses sent by Destroyer.

Episode 5:

The three return to RI, where tales of their deeds soften Destroyer’s stance, and accepts their marriage, but remains staunch that Kaitaro must retrieve Ruby's Missing Pelvis from the now insane Haxor, who is wreaking havoc on RI. LVL and Kaitaro hunt Haxor down, and manage to kill him, but also lose their own lives as Haxor deals 2 fatal blows to LVL. Kaitaro manages to return and give Destroyer the Missing Pelvis, but dies immediately after. SirEthan, stricken with grief, also dies.

Episode 6:

Before returning to be revived, sirEthan finds out that, since Kaitaro lacks a remaining link to the world as ET is destroyed and his app to RI wasn't read through completely by sirEthan, he will not be revived. He appeals to Antis, the Valar of Death, and after singing/mic-chewing, gets into an argument about creationism before Antis decides to send him off with Kaitaro. The two live happily ever after (NO NSFW!) and create a child named Fhiaqal from clay, thereby making Destroyer his grandpa.
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24th Aug

;( Ain't I in this story?
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25th Aug

Lol I forgot to type awesome story.xD,I'm waiting Episode 7 and others,if you consider to do.
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manamajeff

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27th Aug

Albows doing something useful???? okay all jokes aside, it seems like a good joke story, however where am I in this?
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28th Aug

Seeing as at least 3 people have asked me already (1 through Discord, in case you're wondering), if anyone definitely wants to be included as a character (I'll put some people in regardless), put your preferred name and SE unit (this is still Orderama), with the exception of V.
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19th Sep

Would you guys prefer a script format, like Orderama and previous Orderama variants, or an actual prose story structure?
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